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You got a bomb threat checklist
Under the phone on top of your desk
In your nice cool office
Just waiting for the call
Do they sound nervous
Or is it automated
Or is there a kid at the other end of it

Don’t tell the other kids
You wouldn’t want them to catch wind of this
Don’t tell the parents
Lets try to handle this ourselves
The only question is
Who gets to stand guard
Who gets paid enough for this

Not me
Not me!

Instead of investing In a government issued
8 by 11 slip of cheap copy paper
That you got from staples or some other manufacturer
You could think about the children cause without them
You wouldn’t have a home, or have a building
Is that a salad don’t forget the dressing
So you can make healthy decisions
And make proper revisions
And miss the fucking trash can

They don’t make enough coffee for this summer
All of this complaining sounds just like a song I wrote before

Ba da ba da ba da da da

They don’t make enough coffee for this summer
This bummer called my life is far from over
Maybe I’ll just slip and fall on the new gym floor

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from Shocking Stories! (And Those Who Dare to Tell Them), released October 16, 2020
Additional Vocals By: James Cronier
Additional Vocals By: Aubrey Rodgers

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The Northway Scotia, New York

Zach l John l Nick
A blistering blend of punk, alt.rock, math, metal, and prog rock, We enjoy long walks on the beach, playing shows, and writing records.
Our new EP "Party On, Dog!" is available right now!

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