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Shocking Stories! (And Those Who Dare to Tell Them)

by The Northway

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Skateboard pedalboard Skateboard pedalboard This all started when I sucked at playing sports and bought my own Playstation 2 Walls full of games so tell me which one should i choose I owned every THPS all the way from 3 to underground 2 Got a little too inspired from what Mullen could do And I could barely ollie in the grass I was too afraid of the concrete and falling on my ass Instead of shredding streets, I was reenacting cutscenes From tony hawks underground 1 all by myself Skateboard Pedalboard Skateboard Pedalboard Take me back to Christmas morning when I opened up my big box I got a new skateboard along with shoes to go with my socks First things first I have to take a picture Gotta prove to all the kids that I’m not a poser But I was and I still am The severe lack of improvement was getting so bland But lucky for me I found my new distraction Took solace in the world of guitar hero 3 Then my dad Asked my what I wanted for my birthday growing up Fi nal ly I get to make a big decision of my very own Now I see The ultimatum that is forming and is taking place Rock band or I build a ramp in the back yard so you can skate all day Don’t you know what I had to choose Rock band 1 and rock band 2 Finally I had to invest In a real one And I finally got good at something! 4 years the cover band blues I put you away when I met all my new friends I just had to take you back after taking you for granted And in true D I Y I tore you apart now you're my Frankenstein monster! Frankenstein monster! Skateboard Pedalboard, skateboard pedalboard I'm sorry I removed your trucks and screws Skateboard Pedalboard, skateboard pedalboard By the time you hear this song I'll be on to something new
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You got a bomb threat checklist Under the phone on top of your desk In your nice cool office Just waiting for the call Do they sound nervous Or is it automated Or is there a kid at the other end of it Don’t tell the other kids You wouldn’t want them to catch wind of this Don’t tell the parents Lets try to handle this ourselves The only question is Who gets to stand guard Who gets paid enough for this Not me Not me! Instead of investing In a government issued 8 by 11 slip of cheap copy paper That you got from staples or some other manufacturer You could think about the children cause without them You wouldn’t have a home, or have a building Is that a salad don’t forget the dressing So you can make healthy decisions And make proper revisions And miss the fucking trash can They don’t make enough coffee for this summer All of this complaining sounds just like a song I wrote before Ba da ba da ba da da da They don’t make enough coffee for this summer This bummer called my life is far from over Maybe I’ll just slip and fall on the new gym floor
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I know what I need now to be in a rock band Give 10 dollars to the door Give it to the bouncer man Go up and have a drink if you’re 21 If you’re under get the hell out cuz this shows 21 plus Trampoline Trampoline head Jumping to conclusions Bouncy head filled with delusions He jumps into the air without a care Too bad no one will catch him Trampoline Trampoline head Missed his frontflip Got up too quick No safety net Now he’s got spins Trampoline Trampoline head Jumping to conclusions Bouncy head filled with delusions He jumps into the air without a care Too bad no one will catch him Trampoline Trampoline head He’s Missing his frontflip Got up too quick No safety net Wake him up His ride is here
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One Man Down 03:38
Searching through the glass that's left behind We think It's just too late to get out this time we try to put the pieces back together reflections are distorted, It's breaking up the sound You've lost you're way and you're wrapped up In you're clichés and It's messed up You're smothering and broken down you need to find You're way out Shifting through the casualties we find A lack of recollection of the times when everything we did just seemed to make sense the memories are scattered sentiment lost and found You've lost you're way and you're wrapped up In you're clichés and It's messed up You're smothering and broken down you need to find You're way out skies are clearing don't stop dreaming face these demons so you can close you're eyes and get to sleep again these lines don't convey how a friendship was thrown to the wayside all the times that we share the troubles we bare may never go away
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Standing at the edge of the world again Pushed and now I’m falling Back up your theories with science and facts No gravity and now you’re stalling There's a conversation to be had Involving misdirected punishment with painted on faces invoking manufactured discontent UFO’s and Bigfoot and the whole lot An assortment of monsters All to further prove I am useful to you There's a conversation to be had Involving misdirected punishment with painted on faces invoking manufactured discontent Could I have been capable of painting this myself you're acrylic words weren't so clear mixing colors mixing stories Figurines, mannequins, UFO's an assortment of other monsters Figurines, mannequins, UFO's an assortment of other monsters Aliens, Flail Snails', Reptilicus an assortment of other monsters Demogorgon's, Doppelgangers, Dragon Turtles an assortment of other monsters
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City Trial 04:27
Nostalgia rushes through my brain faster than a wheelie bike It's been 12 years give or take remember the sound (remember the sound, In you're head) Afternoons after school sitting eyes glued to the screen peanut butter apple slices hypersonic star machines lost in dreams soaring towards skies above aiming high to the sky gliding, soaring, and racing so fast I feel at home under city rooftops I feel at home above the streets Afternoons after school sitting eyes glued to the screen peanut butter apple slices hypersonic star machines lost in dreams soaring towards skies above aiming high to the sky King I am the king I am the king I am the kind of everything peanut butter apple slices hypersonic star machines King I am the king I am the king I am the kind of everything D D D Dethrone D D D Dethrone
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I'm sick of writing shit that I find generic stuck with bad habits thumb touching index I scramble to my phone cuz I am an addict to consult with people that I don't hang out with I'll just sit and listen to my record collection Drink a few beers and wonder where the time went check discogs and open up my want list only to close it cuz I cant afford it I would write more, but I have to work this job that people tell me is pointless I get it you work so much harder doing manual labor am I supposed to feel bad cuz guess what I don't care wake up 12:30 another fucked morning go downstairs and do more of nothing repeat the mantra of this blunt force trauma I would run away but I'd trigger my asthma Where's the hook It's supposed to be right here Upstate NY Where the hell is that Where's the hook We've already been there Upstate NY nobody lives here Fuck you're job Keep working for a living there's no way out You're not fucking dreaming
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Ti Do thank you for giving Mi Sol many answers to my existential questions I had no answers but now I've got a purpose to climb into that space ship thank you for the applesauce and salad bar and I can't wait to get to sleep and if I'm still alive, make sure that you suffocate me so I can ascend, give them my 5 dollars so I can stay Take my apple color it white strapping on my Nike's I'm ready to take flight up to that spaceship a place to call home I'm getting sick and tired of being on my own that's why I'm giving you the call Tito's thank you for giving me so many fucking headaches I'm out of saltine crack of dawn, and I got work this morning reading charts is boring I'll just get to throwing myself another party in the tiny house and I can't wait to pass the fuck out on the chair next to Brian, Isaiah's throwing up again and we can be friends, just as long as you love Guinness Ti Do, Mi Sol) Thank you (Many Answers) For the headaches (to my questions) I have work I have work (to my questions) In the morning In the morning I can't seem to shake these empty feelings but I don't care as long as we're together can't seem to shake these empty feelings but I don't care This tiny house in the backyard Is the perfect place to disregard let's grab some friends, and come along Let's ascend into the stars I FUCKING LOVE GUINNESS (jen-uh-see)
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Eventide 06:31
We get by underneath the stars aligned all through the sands of time troubles that we leave behind to let the sun break through and even if we think we know just what we have to do use some time to think it through Keep in touch you're working way too much trust yourself and maybe get some help do your best or maybe get some rest or do your worst and watch the sunset on everything and get lost inside the darkness or find your light in the distance We get by the boy you knew has all grown up and without you I'm feeling stuck I know that you'd be wishing me the best of luck in this Don't ever take your friends for granted don't wait until they're gone to tell them that they made you strong Keep in touch you're working way too much trust yourself and maybe get some help do your best or maybe get some rest or do your worst and watch the sunset on everything and get lost inside the darkness or find your light in the distance And If you can't find it then try looking inward I know that it's hard when there's no one around to pick up the pieces of this broken puzzle I know that it's hard when there's no-one around so start making your way through the ghost of the crowd and remember what it felt like to create your own sound And If you can't find it then try looking inward I know that it's hard when there's no one around to pick up the pieces of this broken puzzle I know that it's hard when there's no-one around so start making your way through the ghost of the crowd and remember what it felt like to create your own sound

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Written and Recorded after the release of the Party On Dog EP Listen And Enjoy!!

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released October 16, 2020

Engineered and Mixed By: James Cronier
Mastered By: Jason Brown of Sterling Studios in Saratoga NY
Produced By: James Cronier and The Northway
Art By: Tom Lowell

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The Northway Scotia, New York

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A blistering blend of punk, alt.rock, math, metal, and prog rock, We enjoy long walks on the beach, playing shows, and writing records.
Our new EP "Party On, Dog!" is available right now!

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